Ranch-Chaser

A good looking white trash whore who exclusively dates ranchers or the sons of ranchers who have returned from college, in hopes she will marry into money and land. Usually she is found in feed stores or boutiques or Facebook attempting to befriend ranch folks and get into their shit. She often nets a potential victim and pretends to help out at the family ranch. She is known by her dull intellect and lack of ranching knowledge which is often gained from watching Bonanza or Yellowstone. If she does marry a rancher she will divorce him and take the kids and half of his ranch.

Rancher 1: Hey Bob, my boy is goi g out with Tiffany McPhillyson.
Rancher 2: Becarefull Bob. She's a ranch-chaser. She dated old man William's boy and gave him herpes. He had to run her off after he found her in his bedroom looking through his papers.
Rancher 1: How bout that. A ranch-chaser. (Sips coffee)

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