housecooling

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

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crackbook

facebook. the most addictive website in the world.

'I tried crackbook for the first time the other day. I said I'd just use it once but I keep going back for more and more.'

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brit fit

To freak out, shave your head, attack photographers with umbrellas, etc.

She's on the news again, chucked another brit fit.

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heat-j

to control the temperature, to be in charge of the thermostat.

driver: 'yo dude, you wanna dj? there are cds in the glove box'
passenger: 'cool, mind if i turn on the aircon too?'
driver: 'yeah man, you can heat-j too'

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gloopy

the russian word for stupid. can be used in english whynot? usually refers to a moment of specific stupidity in a usually intelligent person

'what is this? is it a cake?' asked Andrew
'its a landmine' said Josie
'oops, I'm gloopy.' replied Andrew.

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cakebag

a lot.
a whole freaking lot.

'how much did you get?'
'i got a cakebag man'.

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