Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

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oompie

a word with no tangible meaning, which works in any way its used.

“im feeling a little oompie today”
“i think ill get a new oompie”
“hes just an oompie guy”

Unmotivated Boop

The action of lightly poking somebody else’s nose, whilst muttering a monotone (generally low) “boop.”

“Boop.”
“That was a very Unmotivated Boop.”
“Sorry.”

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Hoatnep

The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.

“Neigh.”
“Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”

Eliot

Very cool cowboy heck yeah

“Wow look at them go, Eliot’s a cool cowboy”

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“Said” is Very Much Alive

said is very much alive, just highly introverted and to be used sparingly.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

“hey did you hear about the “said” is very much alive movement?”
“no what the actual f##k dude”

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”