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ramjet

Synonym for buttsex

"I got ramjetted by 3 black guys last night!"

by Cowclops July 28, 2003

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chpwned

Beyond owned. Beyond pwned. chpwned!

Comes from a senseless combination of "pwned" and the command to change owner rights in Unix, "chown."

I just chpwned #athlon64.

by Cowclops November 14, 2003

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Wtong

The sound of getting hit with a metal shovel.

WTONG! Ow why the fuck did you have to hit me with the shovel?

by Cowclops November 18, 2002

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Belligerently Wrong

Somebody who is "belligerently wrong" prolongs an argument even after its obvious that their facts are wrong, their reasoning is wrong, and the point they're trying to prove isn't clear. The "belligerently wrong" will usually repeatedly change their strategy so as to prevent the conversation from actually ending. It is unclear whether the belligerently wrong are actively trolling or merely unintelligent and unwittingly causing a ruckus.

"Joe was being belligerently wrong - he kept trying to argue that the capital of Maine is Delaware, even after we linked him to a list of state capitals and pointed out that Delaware is a state in and of itself."

by Cowclops November 5, 2009

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signal to noise ratio

The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.

The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.

by Cowclops August 31, 2003

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gg

Overused to the point of vulgarity abbreviation intended to stand for "good game." When people say it no matter what (especially when the winners say it), it dilutes the phrase to the point of meaninglessness. They might as well just say "hahah we kicked your asses."

Come on people, if it was a good game, say "damn that was a good game."

If it was shitty or merely mediocre, don't dilute a phrase that could be used as a compliment if it didn't mean jack squat.

<Everyone on winning team> gg
<Cowclops> Shut the FUCK up. That was NOT a good game. You fucking slaughtered us. YOU played well, but we did not, so don't patronize us with halfassed "pleasantries" when you're really just being dingleberries.

by Cowclops January 16, 2004

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Snack Stick

An unheated hot dog, eaten directly out of the package, without a bun. Popular locations to eat snack sticks include out of the back of a car trunk while camping or right out of the fridge at midnight while at home.

Dude, who wants some snack sticks? They come with a free mustard drizzle!

by Cowclops August 5, 2012