Snow-Troll

A woman with a cute, attractive face, who covers her un-attractive body body with large amounts of clothing. Only appears during cold, winter months.

That girl's got a cute face, great smile, but I'm not gonna see what that snow-troll is hiding under all that padding.

craphazardly

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.