Penis punch

v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone.

I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me.

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SUCKDOG

Stage name for the legendary Punk rock performance artist, ultradegenerate gg allin groupie, hedonistic essayist, and Rollerderby editor Lisa Carver.

Suckdog is on tour and off the wagon.

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Irangeles

What Iranians call Los Angeles, because it is completely chock full of them.

Damn, Hormuz! look at that Sand Monkey! We must be in Irangeles!

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