Spuffy

Spuffy is a common name given to pet raccoons due to their propensity for constant masturbation.

John D "Dude...did you here that Ben got a pet raccoon?! He called it Spuffy"
John G "Ahhh! That explains the stains on the walls"

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Tesco Roundabout

the act of swinging a full shopping bag around your penis.
similar to a windmill

Ted: Havent seen you around in a while Dave. You alright?
Dave: I tried to show Julie a Tesco Roundabout and snapped my penis! I've been in hospital for the last month!
Ted: Dude

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