phone drunkie

A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.

Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!

Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.

Second example;

Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.

Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.

Big Kiss

A parents definition of something going past the kissing point. Or as it's called, "second base"/intercourse.

Usually used to hide the real "meaning" in front of children.

Mom: Thank you, honey! I'd love to give you a BIG kiss right now!

Dad: Later tonight? ;)

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