Vagi-Fi

Vuh-ji'-fi' (noun) - When 2 girls hang out together all the time and their menstrual cycles sync up with each other. Its like their pussys are sending signals to each other. Most common results are having to deal with multiple bitchyness, and a guys night out.

Brad: Hey whats with our wives today?
Justin: They have Vagi-Fi goin on... and the signal is at full strength.

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Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

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ABC Spot

A guy's Ass-Ball-Connection spot.

My dickhead buddy threw the ball and hit my ABC Spot.

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ABC Spot

A girls Ass-Beaver-Connection spot. Totally awesome when this area is pierced.

Girl: "Will you tickle my ABC Spot? It feels soooo good when you do!"
Guy: "Why do you ask? I'm gonna do it regardless of what you say!"

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Lanked

The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".

I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...

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Snus

The area between the pussy and asshole of a female. A combo of Snatch and Anus.

The area on a female that fits quite nicely between the middle and pinky fingers when performing the shocker.

When I was plowing that broad, I slipped out and jammed myself all up on her Snus going back in.

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