Anthony

Anthony æntəni Exclamation. The polite response to a belch via means of transferring responsibility for said belch to "Anthony." Popularly used in the Pacific Northwest. Much speculation and etymological research has been done to find the identity of the Original Anthony (hereto referred to as OA). However, the most this research has been able to tell us is that the OA probably has some sort of bullshit bank job in Oregon and probably did something to deserve this constant scapegoating. He knows what he did.

Anthony æntəni n. The source of all bodily gases.

Woman: {Belches Loudly}
Same Woman: Anthony!!!

2. Woman: Farts Loudly}
Same Woman: God, Anthony! You're SO Gross!

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