wtv

This word is short for Whatever.

Thug> Dude your weird...
Crack> wtv

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religion

The greatest tax scam known to human kind.

TV evangelists... need I say more?

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creeping tom

The act of rolling up on a girl in your car at less than 4 miles an hour, using the funamentals of creeping and peeping.

creaping toms must utilize creeping and peeping otherwise you're not considered a creeping tom.

Yo, David was an ill creeping tom on Main street, he was creeping and peeping until the garbage truck almost ran over his ride.

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Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

Mani

spanish for peanuts, but the "i" is accented like this: Maní.

If you are in Central America and little kids get on your bus yelling "Maní", they are trying to sell you peanuts. They do not want your Money..except as payment for peanuts. Actually, they might want your money. But they aren't saying money.

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P.O

P.O stands for "Projects", P.O also is slang for "Alexendra park" inner city in toronto

"yo those p.o niggas got gats"

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red-eye gravy

gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.

Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.

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