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Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.

Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing

by Crack1111 September 25, 2010

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Thraxed

Having received two COVID shots and a booster.

I'm waxed and I'm thraxed and ready to paaartaaaay!!!!!!

by Crack1111 August 24, 2021

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