Fax Machine

Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.

Pull a Shane

When you shoot someone in the foot and leave them behind for dead to save your own ass.

“Dude, you’re such a dick, I’d pull a Shane if we were in an apocalypse.”