cracker

a white person, especially one with habits which are deemed very white/pop culturally uncool, i.e. eating mayonnaise all the time, wearing plaid pants, playing golf, etc.
some people, like me, are not ashamed of being crackers and embrace their whiteness, however dorky.
see Dave Chappelle's hilarious impersonations of white people for an example of crackerliness.

well goshdarn it folks, I'm a cracker and I sure am proud of it. now I'm gonna go play golf and eat parsnips with my buds from the mayonnaise factory!

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