(n.) A gay person who pretends they're straight while being fully aware they're gay in order to "fit in," simultaneously throwing their own demographic under the bus.
I just found out John was a straggot yesterday. His ass ain't getting any bussy.
(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.
Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.
The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.
CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting