A dark place

"A dark place" is a mysterious plane of existence only accessed by youtubers filming apology videos. Common symptoms of being in a "dark place" include grooming minors, getting into drama for clout, playing the victim and overall scumfuckery.

A person in a dark place might say the following:
"I didn't want to make this video"
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
"Hold up lemme get my pet in frame for pity points"
"When I was ten my goldfish died It's okay for me to kill people"

"I'm sorry I skinned all remaining Bengal Tigers alive in my latest video. I was in a dark place when I filmed that three days ago."
"If you want to buy the merch I'm wearing the link is in the description below"

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My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

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Paraphilia

I'm pretty sure that's in America????
No wait I think I'm thinking of Philadelphia...

"Damn where you live girl???"
"Paraphilia."
"Where the fuck is that??"
"Bitch Idk goddamn"

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Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

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