Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

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Igino Montoya

A man who’s father was killed by a man with six fingers. He repeatedly shouts “MY NAME IS IGINO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!” He also becomes a badass French swordfighting dude.

Tim: Bro, you killed Igino Montoya’s father? Dude, prepare to die.

McDonalds

Better than Burger King

Mcdonalds is better than burger kin