Mayble

Technically a Typo, but, it sounds so damn good!!!
The best way to not commit to anything...

Person #1 - Hey, are you going out tonight?

Person #2 - Mayble

Oops...Maybe, not Mayble...

Person #1 - No...mayble it is...LOL

10👍 7👎

Superformance

Why settle for mance??

When performance isn't enough...and super performance only sounds weird!!!

The ability to literally rock out with one's cock out!!

A synonym of BEYAWESOME!!

Buddy #1 - How was your review today??

Buddy #2 - I pwned my boss with my superformance!!

A rating for the world's most interesting man.

7👍 2👎

Houdini

Named after the master vanishing man himself, the Houdini is the quickest way out of a sticky situation, and also having to avoid good-byes, which can take forever. Basically, get up and leave...don't say good-bye...don't make eye contact...don't inform anyone you're leaving...just vanish.

Person #1 - Hey where did Steve go??
Person #2 - I just saw him like 20 mins ago...?
Person #1 - I think it's been longer than that...
Person #2 - He performed the Houdini again!!!

14👍 6👎