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a lazy 30 y/o Pearson living there moms basement typing urban Dictionary definitions
Pearson 1: hey man what did you do last night?
Pearson 2: i pulled a Crafty_YT dude
possibly the most American son of a bitch to ever live this god damn fucker is so fucking American he has got a fucking corn pipe permanently implanted strait to his mouth hes so fucking merican' he ain't afraid to nuke China with the power of a thousand suns hes the man that wore sunglasses before it was even cool this strait son of a bitch is so full of American that's hes the son to George Washington and a bald eagle whom feathers were forged in the flames of patriotism hes so goddamn American to the point were hes got the words MERICA' ingrained on his left peck hes the most goddamn god loving patriot to ever live and that hes the a level 4 field marshal of the United States of America with the trait brilliant strategist attached
Bro 1: who are they bringing in?
Bro 2: Douglas MacArthur
Bro 1: RUN