Romantical

1. Using words that are not romantic to mean something romantic, or 2. Using romantic words in rather unromantic settings.

1. Saying, "I want to wear your ass as a hat!" when you mean, "Baby your butt looks good in those apple-bottom jeans."

2. Saying, "I love you" while standing with your girlfriend in a Sani-hut. Actually, saying "I love you" anywhere near (or within smelling distance of) a Sani-hut can be seen as romantical.

3. Telling your girlfriend that you want to facebook the f*ck out of her.

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Resistentialism

The seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects.

A great example of Resistentialism:

"Christ, the dumb insolence of inanimate objects! He could never understand what was 'in it' for inanimate objects, behaving as they did. What was 'in it' for the doorknob that hooked your jacket as you passed? What was 'in it' for the jacket pocket?" --Martin Amis, "The Information

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Bleary

The morning after too much whiskey and Guinness.

I was bleary in class this morning.

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gummy prosty

A toothless prostitute.

My buddy really wanted to get a mouth hug from a gummy prosty!

Accubation

The practice of eating or drinking while lying down, usually on the belly or resting on one elbow, after the manner of the anciet Greeks and Romans.

Since I am usually too lazy (or hung over) to get out of bed in the morning, I have perfected the art of accubation.

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