dickrature

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

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fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

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lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

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vocrapulary

The incessant transposure of letters while instant messaging

Craig says:
there is much centrifical feelings invovled
Dean J says:
what the yea dude yea yea dude
Craig says:
you clearly do not understand ... you developer
chris says:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "invovled" MEAN
chris says:
i KEEP THINKING VUVLVA
chris says:
THATNKS
Craig says:
if your vocrapulary was any good, you would know what invovled means

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slug

Kill people, shoot, go through with something you are not comfortable with!

Let's have a slugfest!

We gotta slug it out in battle.

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resterauntulay

This is a word used when naming a child, it basically means I don't care what it's called so you decide!

Mother: I've always liked the name Mary for a girl...
Father: I've always like the name resterauntulay!

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seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

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