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Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by Craig January 26, 2005

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

by Craig March 10, 2004

27πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


tomb raider

one who raids tombs - the act of having sexual intercourse

raid my tomb baby - oh yeah

by Craig May 21, 2004

19πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.

Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.

by Craig November 1, 2004

39πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


urban outfitters

A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!

I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.

by Craig January 25, 2004

96πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

by Craig January 5, 2004

27πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž