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when someone plays all the games for a certain team
wow, that guy has done a heathpark this season
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A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.
I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!
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When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm
why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH
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A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.
A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual
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1. Extremely tasty
2. That which is the most desired to be eaten.
Deep in the cold dark heart of space there was only one order of chicken teriaki floating in the abyss. This being the only food for 2,000 light years the crew knew it would be the most scrumtralessent meal they would have for weeks.
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the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out
hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck
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