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bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"

by Craig McRae July 11, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

by Craig McRae July 11, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

38๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


hofty

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž