Zestibate

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;

Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.

Maalouf

A chronic psychological disorder exemplified by obsessively engaging in highly competitive contests, losing every match and masturbating after each loss thus creating a never ending cycle of pain and reward

Ralph Maaloufed in Boggle so badly that. he had to be taken to the emergency room for skin grafts on his penis.