Bonnybridge

A village just outside of Falkirk. UFO capital of the world

There's a lot of aliens in Bonnybridge

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dunfermline

Dunfermline aka Scumfermline. Home to many people born of incest. Home also to the stupid and dillusional. A backwards town where the horse and cart is still the main mode of transport and where hygenie is still a mystery. A town where aeroplanes are called iron birds.
A town where hillbillys would feel superior.
And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem

Yuck what's that smell? Its Dunfermline

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falkirk

The centre of the universe. God's second home. Home also of the greatest football team ever

Is this Heaven? Naw mate, even better it's Falkirk

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