Blackitude

attitude most often adopted by black people to demonstrate a total lack of enthusiasm or care for any task undertaken. Usually accompanied by a noise produced by sucking of the teeth to further illustrate a lack of regard for virtually any situation which requires effort or verbal communication.

"can I have a latte please, counter monkey?" - followed by Blackitude - shrugging of shoulders, 'hip hop' style disabled strut, teeth sucking and 30 minute production time for latte by said counter monkey.

If while riding a bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.

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