Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.

Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."

Cram

A little mushy substance you put between your gums. It's not dip though, don't think it's dip. Cram comes in 3 different flavours: Raspberry, Berry, VERY berry. Very berry is like the berry flavour but VERY.

Cram swords are swords made of cram, laid in the Sun for a fortnight. Harder than steel. Don't go to the Marc salesman. The opposite of Cram.

I sell cram by the bucket..

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