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squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007


buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007


crotch dance

Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.

As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.

by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007


Big Grumby

Taking a giant satisfying crap.

After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he'd better take a Big Grumby

by Cramerica Industries January 04, 2007


big grumby

taking a large chew of tobacco.

After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.

by Cramerica Industries January 04, 2007


slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007


russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007