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buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

36πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


crotch dance

Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.

As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.

by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007

13πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

113πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Big Grumby

Taking a giant satisfying crap.

After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he'd better take a Big Grumby

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


big grumby

taking a large chew of tobacco.

After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


throat pudding

A man's cum that a woman swallows

Charlie's wife was giving him head because she couldn't live without the throat pudding.

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.

After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.

by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021