Mushroom

Mushrooms are a type of fungi that grow in dark, damp environments all over the world. The usually come in the shape of a dick and taste like it too.

Some have flat caps, some are kinda conical, and some have little bells and funnels.
Most mushrooms represented in media have a light tan stem and a red and white spotted cap. These mushrooms are actually deadly and know as fly agaric mushrooms.
But Mario seems to get a high off of them.
Speaking of high, mushrooms are also used for recreational purposes such as getting high and hallucinating.
After usage, this results in a ‘trip’ which can either be bad or good depending on where you are and who you are with.
But this drug is illegal in most US states, but a few allow it.
Anyways, back to actual mushrooms.
Their main purpose is to take materials around them using Enzyme spit and break them down into shit like oxygen and nitrogen and stuff like that. Y’know, the stuff we need to live.
Also they look silly as hell.
Mushrooms are cool as fuck.

dave: ooh lookit that pretty little mushroom
jaiden: shut the fuck up dave.
dave: aw shucks

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Oh.

The response you get when you say the most vile, absurd, hateful, harmful, horrible, terrible, disgusting, despicable, delusional, terrifying, deliberate, unfathomably evil words to ever come out of your mouth.

“hey girl are you a pumpkin cause I want to slice off the top of your head, scoop out your insides and cut your face up and hang it outside my house”
“Oh.”

Orchestra kid

The Orchestra kid is like a band kid, but a lot less heavy into meme culture. They usually are social outcasts but don't use memes in every sentence. They use Discord and Reddit almost certainly. These people are a lot more mature and tend to have a better sense of humor. These people occasionally use memes in their sentences.

Band kid: OOF! Hey Coen 'sup BEN #lol goofy ahh uncle BOI
Orchestra kid: Hey man, that was sus. Tone it down.
BK: THAT WAS SUS LOL bean *t-poses* OK: Please get far away from me.
Orchestra kids are band kids, but you can tolerate them.

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Noah

short ass mf

guy 1: damn that kid noah short as hell
guy 2: fr bro jacob is way taller

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Wub

A stupid fucking way of saying “Bud” or “Chum” or “Blud”.
Don’t use this word because it’s stupid and I made it up. It sounds like it should be a word but it isn’t.

I blew up Malaysia, wub.
Hey there, wub.