postergasm

1. n, A "Discordian" Project / activity involving putting posters and stickers up all over the place. Meme bombs, surreal phrases or images, and Operation: Mindfuck pages are preferable.

2. v, an expression of joy relating to postergasm.

When I realized I wasn't the only one in my neighborhood putting up posters, I had a POSTERGASM.

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Moosemas

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.

Merry Moosemas!

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spag

Generally meaningless insult with only a passing phonological similarity to "fag". Commonly used by Discordians.

I was waiting in line behind this total spag, he was all like "ehhhh stop twisting my arm!" so I keep twisting until he gave me his lunch money.

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