Whopper

Philip Hammond, British MP

Philip Hammond truly is a Whopper

daning

Getting sexual gratification from wearing tight trousers and shitting oneself.

Pete bought some new trousers for Daning at the weekend

Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

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