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Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windbreaker

Anyone who breaks wind, either accidently or intentionally, e.g. for competitive purposes.

Shortly after a meal of sauerkraut, beans and beer, I turn into a real windbreaker

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uratorium

A fancy name for a washroom. Use when trying to impress a date with high-falutin language. You are also allowed to shit there
by the way.

"Excuse me, dear, I have to go have a piss in the uratorium."

by Crappy Chris March 25, 2010


Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010


dungaree

A pair of pants, generally denim, which the wearer has filled the seat area with dung.

Bill: What's that shit-like odor?

Jill: I'm sorry I have had a dung in my dungarees!

by Crappy Chris March 30, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hell hole

My wife's 'gina

Sweet Jesus I work two jobs and she watches soap operas all day, I still don't get into her hell hole

by Crappy Chris March 14, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.

"Gavisconร‚ยฎ is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž