Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.

"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"

Riley

Riley's are typical amazingly adorable, sweet, funny, kind people. Can be male or female. They're some of the nicest, most kind-hearted people you'll ever know. They often are self-deprecating and care very little about themselves, but a lot about their friends and family. They're dedicated and hard-working, though not very timely. They'll typically miss assignments due to not being able to manage time well. They will offer to help you even when you don't need it, and they'll always stick by you. They're all around amazing people who deserve all the love in the world.

Me: I really do love my Riley.
Riley: *extreme blushing*