rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

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birfday

mispronunciation of birthday, used by those who talk like they have a load of shit in their mouths

Yo yo yo, it mah birfday! Less go git some taco bre, hamburger meat, an some Slice!

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