Gunt

A deposit of fatty tissue above the pubic area in generous sized women.

Maria has quite a gunt on her!

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Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “