video dame

A girl who plays video games.

My girlfriend plays COD and Halo with me. She's such a video dame.

cridick

A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.

Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.

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alpacalypse

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

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egological

Using your ego to guide your mental decisions, usually instead of using common sense.

He is so egological, blowing off a trip to the beach with his best friends to hook up with a random girl.

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womics

Shortened form of "web comics," more to satirize the idea that a word like this could ever become a thing.

Bro: Hey, wanna come out to the club with us?

Quasi-nerd: Hold on, at midnight the new womics come out and I have to see them before I fall behind!

Bro: I'm sorry you live this existence.