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A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.
Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckinâ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
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A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa
I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.
A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.
Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!
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When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time
Gay man: âHow was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?â
Gay husband: âFantabulous! We had assfun together!â
Gay man: âWha...â
Why are you looking up âIllinoisâ on urbandictionary?!
Donât you people have jobs?!
Illinois is a US state that borders Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, and Wisconsin.
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The redneck, Republican, idiotic governor of Georgia since 2019 who cheated in the 2018 gubernatorial election. He also praises President Donald Trump like heâs God. Kemp is extremely politically-incorrect, as he pointed a gun at a teenager in his advertisement campaign to show that he supports the second amendment, and he said heâll drive around in his truck to âpick up illegals himselfâ.
He also says that he didnât know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.
Dang...Governor Brian Kemp sure has made Georgia the laughing stock of the nation.
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The loud sex that rednecks have in the state of Alabama, in which the whole family joins in to have some fun!
Guy from Atlanta: Damn! I can hear all that Alabama lovinâ from 100 miles away!