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A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.
How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.
A person who drives a Tesla as fast as a kite. This is the type of person who likes to show off their Tesla when they drive through a Starbucks line.
Did you see Kite Tesla drive through the Starbucks line?
Yeah, I did. He ordered an iced black coffee with no cream.