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Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.
Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!
An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.
Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!
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A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.
Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.