Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.
Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!
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An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.
Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!
A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.
Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.