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Sam

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato

Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...

by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017

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Seth

That one person who you can refer to as your moral compass with the interesting dance mooves. his hobbies include fish stalking, studying the deforestation of the camels/ the savage koalas, and snap it chatting his friends. He had a creepy girl like him for a while but now hes free and ready to explore his options. cough cough, you know who gurl, you know who. #METH his family has a gene for incredibly luxurious hair but unfortunately the gene skipped him. he also is distantly related to the mystical Owen, origin unknown. one unique thing about the set is their SEXY SOOTHING VOICES!!!! Don't give him grapes. never give him grapes. also don't lick behind his ears. it don't taste good.

"MRRRROOOOWWW" -Seth Compas

by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017

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