Philadelphia Balboa Bounce

When you're doing a girl a doggy style and just before you blow, you put your arms in the air and jump up and down like Rocky Balboa on the art museum steps. (often followed with the Philadelphia Rocky Ending)

"I was banging Maria doggy-style last night...and I don't know what came over me...I must've been high or something, because I pulled out the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce on her."

"What happened then?"

"She started laughing, so I gave her the Rocky Ending"

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Philadelphia Rocky Ending

When performing the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce, the girl starts laughing, so you knock her out with a right hook.

Dude, I met this girl on MySpace who wants the Philadelphia Rocky Ending...I think I'm in love.

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cincinatti office bomb

When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.

"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"

"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"

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