800

The sum of the most powerful and iconic numbers in human history. 420 + 311 + 69 = 800. More than any other number this one defines who we are as a society it embodies our hope for a bight future.

Much like the Golden Ratio anything incorporating these numbers is pleasing to human senses and use of all 3 can be simply overwhelmingly joyful.

It's my 800th day on the job and everything just seems to be perfect today.

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Golden Hour

The time between 3:11 and 4:20. Even though it's 69 minutes long it's still called the "Golden Hour". During this time it's generally considered ok to slack off a little at work and have a couple of energy drinks or snacks to help you make it to the end of the work day. It's also a good idea to spend a prolonged time in the bathroom reading comics or the news.

I'm going to head down to Rite Aid and grab some snacks during the golden hour, want me to pick you up some trail mix?

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Cheerio Break

Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."

Common' guys take your cheerio break. I need you ready for the next batch so get your break in now.