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Chicken Head

What Don Lemon called Chris Cuomo on national Telivision and then tried to pretend he didn't know what it meant.

"Don't be a Chicken Head." (Pregnant pause) "I don't know what that means. I just said it. I have no idea.

by Crazy Legs 1966 December 6, 2018

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


johnsons baby acid

Street name in Austin, Texas for the drug ecstasy.

You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?

by Crazy Legs 1966 November 19, 2017

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


drajity

So much drama and tragedy rolled into one...or, in other words: drama+tragedy=drajity because people would constantly sound the g like a hard g, as in geyser, goat, Gollum instead of a soft g as in tragedy, gym, Nazi Germany. Hence: Drajity instead of dragity.

This whole "He's not MY president!" , protesting, Lego, Coloring Book, Etc., Safety Room horseshit is just another example of libabsurd drajity

by Crazy Legs 1966 December 12, 2016

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Terrorista

Noun, the current crop of man bun, skinny jeans protestor who blocks streets and acts tough in a group, but gets knocked out when they try and go 1 on 1.

Vet 1: Did you see that stupid punk who tried to grab Vet 3s Trump sign?
Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying?
Vet 1: That's...him?
Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.

by Crazy Legs 1966 November 29, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fiona moment

When stress things like job, money, family etc. get to be too much and you (like Fiona Gallagher) have a breakdown/crying jag that lasts 10-15 seconds or less and then you recompose because life doesn't stop and shit has to get done.
Present tense: Having a Fiona moment.

Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Oh, you know: Mom's in the hospital and I still haven't gotten a job. I broke down for a few seconds this morning but I quickly got it together.
Person 1: Had yourself a Fiona moment, huh?
Person 2: Yep.

by Crazy Legs 1966 August 28, 2022

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pulling a Drew Brees

Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees

Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 13, 2020


Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020