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A person who believes we can save the planet by paying CO2 taxes to the government and by getting rid of cows.
Man 1: Gunther thinks that if we give the government more of our money in CO2 taxes that we can stop the climate from changing.
Man 2: Wow...what a Climitard
Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
When stress things like job, money, family etc. get to be too much and you (like Fiona Gallagher) have a breakdown/crying jag that lasts 10-15 seconds or less and then you recompose because life doesn't stop and shit has to get done.
Present tense: Having a Fiona moment.
Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Oh, you know: Mom's in the hospital and I still haven't gotten a job. I broke down for a few seconds this morning but I quickly got it together.
Person 1: Had yourself a Fiona moment, huh?
Person 2: Yep.
Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees
Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.
What Don Lemon called Chris Cuomo on national Telivision and then tried to pretend he didn't know what it meant.
"Don't be a Chicken Head." (Pregnant pause) "I don't know what that means. I just said it. I have no idea.
Street name in Austin, Texas for the drug ecstasy.
You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?
Noun, the current crop of man bun, skinny jeans protestor who blocks streets and acts tough in a group, but gets knocked out when they try and go 1 on 1.
Vet 1: Did you see that stupid punk who tried to grab Vet 3s Trump sign?
Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying?
Vet 1: That's...him?
Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.