Party Ball

A tampon left inside of the vagina for a period of 3-10 days. Left in due to heavy drinking or habitual poor hygiene. Usually saturated with sperm, vaginal discharge, and menstrual blood. This condition can lead to extreme malodor and gradual disintegration of tampon inside of the vagina.

Tina went to a frat party while on her period. Tina proceeded to get hammered. Tina met David and proceeded to have intercourse with tampon inside. Tina woke up on the floor of the frat house and walked home. For 6 days, Tina forgot that she had a tampon in until she noticed a disgusting odor wafting from her vaginal region. Tina thought David may have given her an STD. Tina went to student health where the Nurse Practitioner proceeded to extract the "Party Ball" from her vagina. Tina has never been the same since.

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