Salteen

They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.

“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”