Late night comedy

Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.

Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:

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MyUsernamesThis

MyUsernamesThis is the best Roblox jailbreak player out of all you tubers. He has been wearing the default bacon hair since he started playing, so he shows that no matter if you look poor or rich, male or female, or bacon hair or salad hair, looks don’t define skill. He gives KreekCraft Ls and obliterates hackers and auto robbers. Every bacon is unique. He is Asian. I dream that I can play jailbreak with him one day. He now has over 115 million cash and counting!

Robloxian: Did you watch MyUsernamesThis yesterday
Salty Kid: User sucks
Robloxian: No he already gave you an L, watch his undercover noob video!
Salty Kid: *no words*

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Secret Service Agent

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.

Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.

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trial and error questions

The most annoying, stupid, evil, most cruel math questions created by a demon in hell to make you need to guess and guess and guess again and takes up all of your time when you could solve other math problems.

Those polynomial trial and error questions are soooo wickedly vile and they need to cease existing.

E-bike

An E-bike is a bicycle with an electric motor (usually on the front or rear wheel, but sometimes built into the crank) and battery that assists the pedalling of ones legs, generally up hills. Many e-bikes also have throttles that can be twisted or pushed to ride the e-bike like a motorcycle without pedalling. E-bike throttles are usually used to flex on cyclists that cannot afford e-bikes who are going up hills, though this is usually a dick move. Places like Vancouver and California have a lot of e-bikes because the terrain is very hilly there.

Cyclist: pedalling hard uphill
E-biker: Passes by with virtually no effort and while winking says “Damn that hill must suck”
Cyclist: Pit maneuvers e-biker and beats the shit out of him/her

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N pop

When a white guy or kid commits suicide by saying the n word to a group of black gangsters causing him to be killed by them after they are offended. It is one of the most epic ways to go and completely beats the boring hanging method.

He was so depressed he n popped himself last week.

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