Fudglet

Can be inadvertently mistaken for a smudglet, but don't get the two confused! A fudglet is a gooey, thick, but relatively dry version of the smudglet. The fudglet is not wet, but resembles a fudge brownie so definately, don't get them confused.

"Hey, who threw the fudge in the toilet?" "Man that's not fudge, that's a fudglet!"

Smudglet

The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.

"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"

Dark Honey Hole

AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelvic exams, the honey hole is a favorite of many men.

Don't stick your face in her dark honey hole!

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