November 3

National tickle your girlfriend day. You get a free pass to tickle her all day

Omg it’s November 3rd it’s national tickle your gf day

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Tourist trap

A country other than your own which is purposefully advertised as an enticing place to live in, but in reality it's just a crime-infested dump. Once you're there you realize you spent 1000 $ on a plane ticket because of misleading ads, but it's already too late-your passport has been stolen, and you end up abducted and raped and, subsequently, in some cases, even murdered. In the happiest scenario, you will have to deal with the trauma of wasting so much money on tourism agencies and airplanes.

Angela : How is Natalie? Is she back from Spain yet?
Bob : She's gone missing for two months now..
Angela : That place is such a tourist trap.

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buttcrack

the hole in your butt where poop and diarrhea comes out.

C'mon, let's poke the buttcrack! *POOKEEEE*

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